absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You left your phone here
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