she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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