with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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