I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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