So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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