Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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