no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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