talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Randomize