Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
