I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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