everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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