You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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