what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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