Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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