My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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