My boss' voice literally gives me gas
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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