Acid is not a monday night drug
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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