Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
