glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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