Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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