sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When are your genitals available?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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