Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Girls should come with a carfax report
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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