What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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