Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Rumble strips road head = magical
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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