I must be too annoying 4 u.
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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