I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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