Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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