i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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