Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
tell me about the eggs
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