there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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