This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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