The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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