He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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