I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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