just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
