How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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