Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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