if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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