seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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