Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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