I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
