Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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