can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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