i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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