woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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