just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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