haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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