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The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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