he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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