Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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