it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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