love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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