he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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