Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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