I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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