This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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