two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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