Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I want to have your abortion
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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