why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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