Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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